Conserve Water, Drink Beer
- Cactus, Downtown Chi
Are these guys stinking criminals?
- Gas trader, NG up 100 basis points
What type? Oh She is a female dog
- JoAnne on BA 295
Chicago Beer, You should try this!
This doesnt smell like a men's room untill I came here!!
- Guy in Bucktown
You should never go to Puma Store across the street.
How you are so mature?
Its a trick question
That chick was hot on me
She was depressed
You think 6 million people live in Chi for its weather?
Pigs in blanket with honey mustard dressing
- Read the menu
What the hell?
- Me after Miiller-Guiness-Hienekin-Guiness-Alpha King-Kolrsch-Guiness
This is good food for someone who has a taste for this
- World Chess Champion
I am not normally like this, I swear
- Low Probability