Monday, February 16, 2009

Klick Klack

India: We sent the dossier to Pak
Pak: We sent it back, need to link 26/11 with Samjhauta blasts
India: Ball is their court (ofcourse since our PM has lost his during his operation last month), we need link Samjhauta with Mumbai blasts
Pak: Link Mumbai blasts with Gujrat
India: Link Gujrat with Godhra
Pak: Link Godhra with Babri Masjid
India: Link Babri Masjid with ISI activities /Seperatist sub culture that you have been harbouring
Pak: Link that with Muslim persecution in India
India: Link that with 500 year persecution of Hindus
Pak: Link that with your stubborn refusal to get converted
India: Link that with your religion's lack of appeal in West from Ottoman to Obama
Pak: Its a PR problem, the whole world is out to get us. It makes sense for us to get taken over by Taliban. Zardari can take couple of concubines and settle in East Ham.

2 comments:

Tess said...

brilliantly put!

irony, piled on absurdity, piled on stupidity, what a tower we've got.

Amit Kumar said...

Not sure about brilliance, but timing was terrific. Swat is now a shariah compliant ski resort. Only burqa clad women can ski/use snow mobiles. Ski lifts are banned since they sound like "skirt lifts" which ofcurse is banned as per shariah.